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biographical poem 1:
There once was a coder named Ted
In Maine did he make his bed
He spent most of his days,
a lost in a haze.
'Cept when his dogs he did fed.
biographical poem 2:
There once was a coder named Ted
Whose rhyme-schemes made ears badly bled
But he didn't care,
'cause twas named for a bear.
And he always enjoyed seeing red.
biographical poem 3:
There once was a coder named Ted
Who once, as a lawyer, did pled.
But he hated that job,
At heart, he's a slob,
And now loves to code in its stead.

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