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biographical poem 1:

There once was a coder named Ted

In Maine did he make his bed

He spent most of his days,

a lost in a haze.

'Cept when his dogs he did fed.

biographical poem 2:

There once was a coder named Ted

Whose rhyme-schemes made ears badly bled

But he didn't care,

'cause twas named for a bear.

And he always enjoyed seeing red.

biographical poem 3:

There once was a coder named Ted

Who once, as a lawyer, did pled.

But he hated that job,

At heart, he's a slob,

And now loves to code in its stead.